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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Visiting the Spruce Goose for my birthday

For my birthday last weekend, we drove to Portland, Oregon. I've always wanted to see Howard Hughes' Hercules H-4, also known, derisively, as the Spruce Goose. The H-4 is in McMinnville, Oregon, at the Evergreen Air and Space Museum, about an hour outside of Portland.

On Saturday afternoon, we drove to McMinnville under a leaden sky. Traffic was heavy as we drove through small towns on 99 West. We took the long way (thanks to GPS), but pulling up to the Evergreen Museum and seeing the Spruce Goose staring down through the glass made my jaw drop. Nothing can prepare you for the size of this aircraft.

Hercules at the Evergreen Air and Space Museum

If for some reason you can't make out the plane behind the glass, here's the approximate outline:

Hercules at the Evergreen Air and Space Museum

Inside, the plane overwhelms much of the museum, as you can see here:

Hercules at the Evergreen Air and Space Museum

H-4 Hercules - A History

Howard Hughes developed his flying boat during World War II in partnership with Henry J. Kaiser, who was the builder of "Liberty Ships." The idea for a flying boat was a response to the devastating ship losses from U-boat attacks. Hughes and Kaiser received an $18 military contract to build three flying boats. The first would be the HK-1 (for Hughes-Kaiser 1). 

Building an aircraft like the Hercules would be difficult under the best of conditions, but the engineers faced numerous design challenges. The first was that they couldn't use any material deemed critical to the war effort. Instead of using metals, such as aluminum, they had to build the aircraft entirely out of wood. They solved this problem by using a "Duramold" process, which had been used on smaller aircraft but never on something so large.

Next, they had to create a new system for the control surfaces like the rudder and the ailerons. The aircraft was so large that no one pilot had the strength to move the surfaces with traditional controls. This called for a new "power boost" system that amplified a pilot's movements (still in use today in modern aircraft).

All of this research and development took time, and eventually Kaiser lost interest and pulled out of the project. Hughes continued to develop it himself, which he renamed the H-4. 

The H-4 was built on a scale never seen before, with a wingspan larger than a football field, and standing over five stories tall. Eight radial engines powered the beast. It was designed to shuttle 750 troops or two tanks. But the war would end before the H-4 was completed. Hughes didn't care; he kept on building it with $7 million of his own money.

In 1947, Hughes was called before the Senate War Investigating Committee, which was investigating Hughes for war profiteering and corruption. But the investigation, led by Senator R. Owen Brewster, got more than they bargained for with the tenacious Hughes. Hughes testified that the hearings were set up to destroy his reputation so Brewster's friend Juan Trippe -- and CEO of Pan Am -- could buy Hughes' TWA, which was trying to compete with Pan Am.

During the testimony, Hughes threw down the gauntlet, "The Hercules was a monumental undertaking. It is the largest aircraft ever built. It is over five stories tall with a wingspan longer than a football field. That's more than a city block. Now, I put the sweat of my life into this thing. I have my reputation all rolled up in it and I have stated several times that if it's a failure I'll probably leave this country and never come back. And I mean it."

The Hercules' first and last flight

During a break from the hearings, Hughes left for California to take out the H-4 for testing near Long Beach. He wasn't supposed to take off, but that's exactly what he did -- flying for a little over a mile. It was the first and last time the H-4 would fly. Hughes' reputation was intact. For years, Hughes kept a crew who maintained the H-4 and kept it ready to fly.

Hughes behind the controls of the Hercules

After Hughes' death in 1976, the H-4 was acquired by several companies, including Walt Disney. But in 1993, the H-4 arrived at its new home in McMinnville, Oregon, after a 138-day journey from Long Beach.

Meeting the Hercules

My first impression of seeing the silver Hercules inside the museum, besides being overwhelmed by its size, was its craftsmanship. I used to row at the University of Washington, and I remember having the same response when seeing the wooden shells stacked up inside the boathouse. Like those Pocock wooden shells (we'd get the faster, lighter carbon fiber boats when we were sophomores), the Hercules was also made of wood.

We know now that Hughes was an extreme perfectionist, and you get the feeling that the Hercules was more than an airplane to him. It was his masterpiece. No wonder it was so important for him finish it (with his own money) and finally see it fly.

Another thing I noticed on the outside of the Hercules was the size of the eight engines. These seemed smaller than I thought they'd be, which is probably one of the reasons they needed eight of them. (Each engine produced 3,000 horsepower). I read that after flying the Hercules, Hughes realized it was woefully underpowered.

As I walked up the stairs to step inside the plane, I noticed that the doors looked like ones you'd see on ships instead of airplanes. "EXPERIMENTAL" was painted above every door.

Hercules door

Inside the belly of the plane, you could see the spiral stair going up to the flight deck:

Spiral staircase inside the Hercules

And the only way you could go up to the flight deck is by paying $25 for a photo (up to six people per photo, I believe). So we paid and walked onto the flight deck. It looked just like what I remember in The Aviator film (although they didn't use the real Hercules in the film), but the flight deck wasn't set as high. 

Hercules flight deck

Finally, I squeezed into the pilot's seat, and the rest of my family sat around me. I can't imagine what it must have been like to fly this monster. Hercules is an apt name.

Sitting behind the controls of the Hercules

After getting our picture, we walked around the museum (which also includes a "Space" wing in a separate building). As we left at the end of the day, my thoughts kept returning to the man who built Hercules. It's people like Howard Hughes who move innovation forward. And the madness that he suffered, in the form of obsessive compulsive disorder, was one of the demons that drove him to create, finish, and fly this plane. It makes you wonder: what would have happened if he'd been cured of his illness. Would the Hercules exist? What else would he have done?

We'll never know.

Howard Hughes' Hercules

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Spock sings about The Hobbit: The strangest music video ever made

Watch first:

Yes, you just saw Leonard Nimoy sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."

According to Wikipedia:

The recording originally appeared on Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy, the second of Nimoy's albums on Dot Records... A year before the recording was commercially released, Nimoy lip-synched to the recording during a guest appearance on the July 28, 1967 episode of Malibu U, a short-lived variety television series.

Can you imagine the conversation that took place between Nimoy and his agent about this video?

Phone rings. Nimoy picks it up.

Nimoy: Hello?

Agent: Lenny, there's this new show called Malibu U where you can sing your new song about that elf guy, Bilbo.

Nimoy: Ummm... he's actually a Hobbit --

Agent: Yeah, that's what I said. A Hobbit. This is the perfect tie-in with your Spock character! Hobbits have Vulcan ears, too.

Nimoy: I have to wear my ears?

Agent: OK, you don't have to wear the ears.

Nimoy: This really isn't a good idea.

Agent: Look, what if we got a bunch of young girls? What if they were wearing Vulcan ears? We can have them dancing around, and you can just sit there singing your song.

Nimoy: Can I dance with the girls?

Agent: Sure, you can get up and dance. Jump around. Whatever you want! This will make Spock look like he's hip -- dancing around with girls.

Nimoy: I don't know...

A long pause.

Agent: I wasn't going to tell you this, but I heard Bill Shatner wants to do this show, too. But the producers, they told me they wanted you. They say that everyone wants Spock -- not Kirk. Do you want to disappoint your fans? 

Nimoy: Well, can we at least be cinematic? Maybe throw in an action scene in the middle where we see Bilbo doing battle?

Agent: Sure, we can throw that in. No problem. I'll write it into the contract. Done!

Nimoy: OK, I'm in. But I'm trusting your judgment on this one...

Agent: Lenny, this is the kind of thing that's going to make you a huge star. You'll be on TV and be a recording star, selling millions of albums. And in thirty or forty years, I bet people are going to be watching this video on their futuristic devices, like something you see on Star Trek. And I'm going to say, "See, I told you that was a good idea!"

Nimoy: Send over the details.

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Sunday, April 08, 2012

The Exorcist: The first blockbuster horror film

The Exorcist raised the bar on horror films, creating a truly terrifying story that's still scary today. The Exorcist brought a realistic approach to horror that hadn't been seen before, and was the first horror blockbuster, grossing (US) $232,906,145 in the U.S. If you adjust the gross in today's dollars (2012), it would be (US) $865,991,500 (the 9th highest U.S. domestic gross).

Opening image from "The Exorcist"

While The Exorcist didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture in 1973, it did win for Adapted Screenplay and Best Sound. It was nominated for a total 10 awards.

The other films nominated for the Best Picture Oscar in 1973 included:

  • The Sting (Winner)
  • American Graffiti
  • Cries and Whispers
  • The Exorcist
  • A Touch of Class

For the Golden Globes, The Exorcist was nominated for seven awards and won four awards, including Best Picture.

The cinematic and cultural influence of The Exorcist

The Exorcist's influence has only grown since its release, as polls frequently rank it among the scariest films of all time. While it hasn't been added to the AFI's top 100 films, it has made the "AFI's 100 Years ... 100 Thrills" list, coming in at #3. To see the effect of The Exorcist on other films and TV, see this IMDB Movie Connections page for The Exorcist.

Perhaps it's understandable why the Academy was wary of voting for The Exorcist. First and foremost, horror films didn't win Best Picture. And then there was all the hysteria and hype around the film. 

Father Lankester Merrin encounters the demon Pazuzu statue in Iraq

In L. Vincent Poupard's excellent article, "The Cultural Impact of the Exorcist," he writes of what happened when the film was released:

When The Exorcist came out, a strange occurrence happened across the country. For the first time in years, churches all over became packed. There were tens of thousands of people that were so affected by what they had seen in The Exorcist that they needed some kind of guidance to comprehend and understand what they had seen. Many people turned to the Church for guidance.

Evil vs. Good in Iraq

In John W. Whitehead's article, "Who's Afraid of The Exorcist?" he writes of how the film was released at a crucial time when many people were questioning the existence of God:

The Exorcist captured the critical questions of its time: Is God merely the delusion of a handful of prophets and gurus? Is Satan personified evil? Made against the backdrop of the Sharon Tate massacre and the chaotic events of the late 1960s, the film examined what happens when the insanity of evil and violence mash up against the soul. In a sense, with the triumph of the spirit, The Exorcist signalled the end of the death-of-God movement.

It's not often that a film has this kind of impact in society. 

One of the final shots

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Sunday, April 01, 2012

Best April Fools' Day jokes - 2012

I saw some funny April Fools' day jokes today, but these were among the best:

The Windows Pager, coming in 2014 (give or take a few months):

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Rush on the cover of Rolling Stone!

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BBC News

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Kodak LIVEPrint

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But my vote for the best is definitely Hipmunk, a new travel search site, who offered new modes of transportation, including:

Teleportation

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Magic Carpet

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Hot Air Balloon

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Hitchhiking

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Ruby Slippers

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Gondola

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Dog Sled

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Holodeck

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Stagecoach

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Broomstick

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And my absolute favorite, the Millennium Falcon!

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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Bouncy House safety rules

I went to a BBQ today with my colleagues from work and their families. Of course, a BBQ in Seattle before May or June means you might be inside due to rain (which we were).

The hosts of the BBQ rented a bouncy house for all the kids, which was awesome. Even with the wet weather, kids ventured into the bouncy house to burn off energy. As Drew was inside jumping, I happened look at the safety rules for the bouncy house. Here's what I saw:

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Basically, if you get hurt it's your own fault -- and don't even think of suing us. My favorite is "No unevenly matched players."

The thing you can't see is the caution about operating the bouncy house on a wet surface -- because, you know, you could get electrocuted. I guess the bouncy house company ignored that one.

These rules reminded me of a sign I once saw on Maui in 2011 that not only warns you of all the dangers in the ocean -- but absolves the surrounding businesses of any legal action. If you die, don't say we didn't tell you to be careful.

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